What happened to March’s lion?

I am not a happy camper.

I turn on the weather report, and I hear some overpaid hack go on and on about how this wonderful weather is here ... and it’s going to stay for awhile.

I go to the store and am inundated by a sea of eerily white legs protruding from a sea of shorts.

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