Dead batteries

I recently experienced a code-red at my house. Allow me to explain.

The other night, I was working at my drawing table when one of the most tragic occurrences that anyone can possibly fathom happened to me. The remote control for my TV stopped working. Oh the horror!

Most people don’t understand the dire circumstances that I found myself in. Due to the fact that I have poor eyesight and a very small television, my TV is located relatively close to my work area. It is literally two and two-thirds feet away from my drawing table. Most people would think that I could probably change channels manually without finding the need to whine about it. Most people would be wrong. I’m sure that there is a reason why God created the remote control, and I just might be it.

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