Only an innkeeper
There are some things that only other innkeepers will understand. Certain problems or idiosyncrasies we encounter that average people never even think of. For fun, I thought I’d share them with you.
Innkeepers never run out of toilet paper. Since guests only stay for a couple of nights, we have an almost endless supply of partially used rolls of toilet paper.
Innkeepers never run out of soap or shampoo. In fact, there is so much of it leftover that we can’t possibly use it all. So we donate the excess either to Freedom House or to the Clean the World organization which sends it to countries in Africa, where cleanliness is needed to help fight disease.
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