‘Thanks Mr. Anonymous Comment Guy’
Hi, I’m Chuck Mason, and I’m a moron. This is in no way an admission on my part. I have done no genealogical research to discover a lineage of moron-like behavior hidden deep in my family roots. I’ve not subjected myself to complex psychological experiments, probing medical studies or extensive (and likely not covered under my existing medical plan) DNA sequencing. The only proof I have is shared below. I, as an assumed moron, do not ask for your sympathy or support, only your understanding and acceptance.